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The Cookie Fairy ([personal profile] alcesverdes) wrote2009-03-10 06:16 am

[Fic] Ouran Host Club

Can't sleep, so here's a ficlet.

Based on something Sha and I were talking about yesterday.

Ouran Host Club
PG rated
Gen -- don't let the title tell you otherwise.

Because Of A Kiss That Nearly Was

Haruhi got late for the club session that evening. Nevertheless she'd spoken with Kyouya about it, so it wouldn't be much of a problem.

Or so she thought.

It turned out that there were problems expecting her at the Music Room. Certainly, not problems caused by her, but it didn't matter since she'd have to deal with the aftermath either way.

The first thing she noticed, since it was pretty much obvious, was that there were no customers whatsoever in the club, and that there were half-empty cups and half-eaten cake slices on the tables. Also, the chairs were askew, adding to the mystery.

The second thing Haruhi noticed, because it was unavoidable, was that the other hosts were gathered in a corner, by the windows. Tamaki was sitting down on a sofa, looking quite distressed. Mori and Honey were right next to him, the second making his Usa-chan jump up and down in front of Tamaki's face in an obvious --and unsuccessful-- attempt to cheer him up.

Kyouya and the twins were a little further apart, probably discussing the situation. Or, given the broad range of things that could trigger a spazz in Tamaki, they could be discussing what they'd have for supper.

Sometimes there was no way to know with these people.

Haruhi sighed before approaching.

"I really think you should call psychological help, Kyouya-senpai," Hikaru was saying.

"That won't be necessary," Kyouya answered as he hung up his cellphone. He looked at Tamaki. "He'll be fine; just give him some water and breathing space."

Before she was really sure she wanted to know, Haruhi asked, "What happened?"

She soon regretted it.

Tamaki reacted at the sound of her voice. "Haaaaaaaruuuuuhiiii!" he exclaimed and leaped to cling to her waist. "Were had you been when your father needed you the most, daughter of mine?"

"Senpai!" she tried to pushed him away.

"Show some compassion, Haruhi! Terrible things had just happened!" Tamaki said without letting go.

Haruhi turned to Kyouya, who pushed up his glasses.

Hikaru, holding a small doll, leaned over Tamaki. "Here, milord, tell us where she touched you."

This prompted a response from Tamaki: he let go of Haruhi and began imprecating Hikaru. "That's not-- That was not appropriate, you little--!"

While Kaoru helped Hikaru, Tamaki chased them both, and Honey cheered on them from the top of Mori's shoulders, and after sighing again, Haruhi followed Kyouya to a table a few meters away. They sat down and she waited.

"One of our customers tried to kiss Tamaki," Kyouya said, cutting down to the chase.

Haruhi blinked. "Surely this isn't the first time something like this has happened."

"No, it isn't. But all the other times were first-time customers who either understood with the first warning or didn't bother to come back since the club wasn't what they'd expected."

Haruhi told herself to forget about that last part, for her own mental well-being.

Kyouya continued. "Today, it was an old customer, one of Tamaki's favorites, one of the school's seemingly meekest and harmless girls."

"Well, Tamaki-senpai can be quite..." She paused. The right word was there somewhere, eluding her.

"Encouraging?" Kyouya offered.

That didn't exactly carried on with the feeling of what Haruhi had in mind, but it'd have to do, given that Kyouya kept talking about what had happened. "We banned her for a month."

"So, Tamaki-senpai is like that because his customer was banned for a month?"

Kyouya shook his head. "No. He's upset because she betrayed his trust. Tamaki thinks of all girls as frail and pure damsels incapable of evil." By the way he said that, it was hard to tell if he agreed or not with the club's president. Yet, having had a glance, if brief, of Kyouya's dark side as she had, Haruhi was certain he didn't. She also didn't think he believed all women evil, and it was good to know there was someone level-headed enough to be alert and keep a balance to Tamaki's extremely trusting nature.

"Then, there's no club session today," Haruhi said.

"No, and there will be none until Tamaki feels better. Which could be either tomorrow or the next week."

Oh,well, there was some extra time for Haruhi's studies.

Or so she thought.

"Therefore," Kyouya continued, "we're going to an amusement park the rest of the evening to see if we can snap Tamaki out of his shock and be back to business tomorrow."

Rich bastards.

Kyouya smiled one of his pleasant my-way-or-a-mine-in-a-country-that's-not-even-on-the-map smiles. "If you didn't bring confortable shoes and clothing to school today, we'll be glad to provide you with some."

That was the sound of her debt increasing.

She sighed for the third time in less than ten minutes.

"Yes, senpai," she muttered before standing up and going to change.

That was going to be one day to remember.


As if any other of the days she spent with that bunch of rich kids weren't.

[identity profile] dreamer1789.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, very cute. It read just like an episode that got cut from the DVD. You really nailed their characters. Great job! XD

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? XD; I've only watched fansubbed episodes. o:

[identity profile] dreamer1789.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, well, me too ^^;; but I think it still oozes that 'authentic' feeling. XD

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. It took me a while to understand what you were saying. So, ah, thank you very much. ^//^

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
X'DDDDDDDDD

E-Es que tanto drama no debería ser plausible--- pero lo es! x'DDDD Oh, Tamaki XD

Y lo de: "vamos a ir a un parque de diversiones.." me mató XDDDD

P-Pobre Haruhi XDDD

ME ENCANTÓ ♥♥♥

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Tamaki es el dramaqueen más adorable ever, rly.

Lo de la visita al parque sí te toca a ti. :D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No deja de matarme lo de "Tell us where she touched you" XDD

....xDDD Okiii. A ver si me sale \o\

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo tenía la escena bien clarita. x'333

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Me di cuenta xDD <3333

...me tinka que el episodio del parque sería tan pero tan unrelated luego que empiece XD Algo "por qué estábamos aquí?" "Who cares! Montaña rusa /o/!!"

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Es Ouran. Shiny tops everything. xD

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
.........................el parque de diversiones va a ser Tokyo Disneyland

......:D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
(Pobre la deuda de Haruhi, tho <.<)

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Dice Kyouya que 'dos pájaros de un tiro, yay!'. A menos que sean tres y aprovechen para sacar fotos ESPONTÁNEAS!1!1! para postales. 8D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Totalmente ESPONTÁNEAS!11!!

...y perfectamente adecuadas para una colección de fotos recordatorias del club :D

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Y camisetas. Y tazas. Y...

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Llaveros y peluches y adornos de vidrio y cerámica y...

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
...y termos y mouspads y recopiladores y...

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Todo lo que se pueda vender. \o\ /o/

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
....por eso namás quiere el paseo, no? 8o

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Son muchos pájaros de un solo tiro. o8

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pájaros con mérito XDDD

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Supongo que sí XD

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
L-Lo siento, Haruhi, tu papá está indispuesto >x

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
A Kyouya no le importa. 8D

[identity profile] allira-dream.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
XD. AWESOME. D'awww Tama.

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Tama es un coso adorable. x'D

[identity profile] sha-chan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Patto dice: (fan girl mode) LOVELY <3 Besho!!!! Oh Haruhi... y la deuda... Yeap, it will increase...

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
\o\!

[identity profile] danly.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
S-sob, pobre Haruhi ;_;

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Es su vida. Algo hizo mal en suvida pasada y se lo están cobrando ahora. u.u

[identity profile] danly.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Me pregunto qué crímenes terribles habrá cometido :O

[identity profile] fujurpreux.livejournal.com 2009-03-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Nu sé, pero seguro fue algo grave. ;^;