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Smurfing the smurf
Jun. 17th, 2010 03:27 pmHave you seen The Smurfs teaser trailer?
It's awful. D: D: D: D:
They are from Belgium and they live in a forest. WHAT THE SMURF ARE THEY DOING IN SMURFING NEW YORK? Dude, the "X goes to the Big City" stopped being funny/interesting/ORIGINAL decades ago. But the Hollywood "creatives" never get any memo.
I'm this close to bet that it will include some important subplot (that will become the main plot at the end) about a estranged (heterosexual) couple that the smurfs are going to bring back together. Why? Because all these movies come all from the same mold and it does look like one of those where the people involved become so enamored with the technology and the fact that they make animated characters interact with real actors that they forget that little detail called 'story'.
YES, I AM ALL BITTER, STFU X(
Also, the smurfs themselves look so ugly. Like they were saying last night at the rp IRC channel, they give credibility at the old urban legends about the smurf plushies that smurfed stealthily through the house with a bloody knife on their hand.
(I was about 6 when I was told that one, and I had a smurf plushie that was about my size back then. :D)
The only good that came from all of that, is that I remembered this. It was a hand-me-down long play from my brother, but I loved it so much.
Just looking at the cover makes me all fuzzy inside. ;_; /loves Taringa
It's awful. D: D: D: D:
They are from Belgium and they live in a forest. WHAT THE SMURF ARE THEY DOING IN SMURFING NEW YORK? Dude, the "X goes to the Big City" stopped being funny/interesting/ORIGINAL decades ago. But the Hollywood "creatives" never get any memo.
I'm this close to bet that it will include some important subplot (that will become the main plot at the end) about a estranged (heterosexual) couple that the smurfs are going to bring back together. Why? Because all these movies come all from the same mold and it does look like one of those where the people involved become so enamored with the technology and the fact that they make animated characters interact with real actors that they forget that little detail called 'story'.
YES, I AM ALL BITTER, STFU X(
Also, the smurfs themselves look so ugly. Like they were saying last night at the rp IRC channel, they give credibility at the old urban legends about the smurf plushies that smurfed stealthily through the house with a bloody knife on their hand.
(I was about 6 when I was told that one, and I had a smurf plushie that was about my size back then. :D)
The only good that came from all of that, is that I remembered this. It was a hand-me-down long play from my brother, but I loved it so much.
Just looking at the cover makes me all fuzzy inside. ;_; /loves Taringa
